Less than 48 hours until the torch lighting, and still many questions hover over the lower mainland. Let's walk boldly and without hesitation into this cloud of conjecture and see what's what.
1. Getz-Carter. Well looks like Ryan Getzlaf was spinning backside 180's into the unknown on Whistler the other day as well, as his tweaked ankle has got him labelled as questionable for the tourney. Jeff Carter has hopped a West Jet and will be on hand to suit up should Getzlaf not be able to recover in time. If I can offer any medical advice to my fellow Sasky. Heed this prescription and you'll be sure to suit up for the puck drop against Norway.
i. Find a comfy couch.
ii. Grab a six of Okanagan Spring 1516, a bag of frozen corn, a Costco sized bag of tortillas and some 7 layer dip. Put that ankle up,slap the niblets on that shit, forget about the Olympics for a day and watch the Superbowl rerun on the PVR. If you have a dog, get that li'l guy some salmon jerky and have him camp out with you.
iii. If your PVR feed is from CTV, please delete that shit immediately as you won't be able to forget about the Olympics for a second, never mind a day. Find a good old fashioned Yank feed, complete with the big Don Draper ads and relive the southern voodoo that was Superbowl XLIV.
iv. Pay heed that Manning couldn't win it himself and a balanced group effort with guts managing ultimately won the big game.
v. Forget that every game you play after the round robin will have the pressure of 40 Superbowls. Take solace in the fact that you'll be in BC, the province that has more flavours of weed than Horton's has donuts.
vi. Actually forget that.
vii. No wait!!! Actually don't sweat it.
viii. Think of Curt Schilling, lace that shit extra tight and go get'em.
2. You Too Vonn. Why? Because I want the chance to bump into you at Garfinkles. Yeeeeiiiiiii.....
And really;
3. If This Guy Can Play... Anyone can play.
4. And That Means Anyone.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
O-Links-Pics Rehab
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Labels: 2010 Olympics, Curt Schilling, Jeff Carter, Lindsay Vonn, Peter Forsberg, Peyton Manning, Ross Rebagliati, Ryan Getzlaf, Super Bowl, Team Canada, Wayne Gretzky





